Cthulhu Tea Cosy

“Cthulhu Brews Again” Crochet Pattern for a Tea Cosy That Might Bite

Skills: crochet, basic hand sewing

Stitches used:adjustable ring, foundation single crochet, slip stitch, single crochet, half double crochet, double crochet, treble crochet, bobble

Completion time:8-9 hours

Summon a hot cup of madness with this eldritch little number: the Cthulhu Tea Cosy. Whether you’re steeping Earl Grey or something far more sinister, this otherworldly cosy will keep your brew warm while adding a monstrous flair to your kitchen.

This tentacled beast is worked in worsted weight yarn and sized to fit a standard 6-cup teapot. Clawed feet and writhing tentacles curl protectively around your sacred brew, while its haunting gaze warns guests not to overstep their welcome.

With bobbles, claws, and a face only a Lovecraftian mother could love, this tea cosy is perfect for horror fans, monster lovers, or the crocheter who just really wants to hear their teapot whisper in the dark.