Smackoon Scarf or Lovey

Cute woodland creature, or zombie road kill smackoon, you decide. The raccoon has two sides to his head. Wear the cute wide eyed face, in mixed company facing outward in mixed company, turn the zombie eyed face outward when the occasion arrives to have a little fun. Make the body short to make it into a lovey. Instructions include measurements for both versions. Pictures of many of the steps. Written in American crochet terms.