{"product_id":"stinky-feet-poop-emoji-socks-knitting-pattern-by-knitpurlfect","title":"Stinky Feet - Poop Emoji Socks","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis listing is for digital pattern PDF instructions to knit the item yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e**Because sometimes life is just...**Inspired by a long, hot summer of potty training my youngest, these poop emoji socks are the ultimate protest knit—for when everything feels like a steaming pile of cr@p. Equal parts catharsis and comedy, they’re designed to bring a laugh when you need it most. Whether you're navigating toddler tantrums or adult absurdities, these socks say what we're all thinking—with a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis intermediate level pattern is perfect for those looking to add a touch of humor to their wardrobe. The socks are worked in the round with a stranded colorwork technique, featuring a negative ease fit for added comfort. The top-down construction includes a short row heel and kitchener stitch for a seamless finish. With a unisex design, these socks make a great gift for any knitter with a sense of humor. Check the notes for detailed size measurements and get ready to cast on!.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e**Unique\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"LoveCrafts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56742746653050,"sku":"UPID234986","price":5.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0931\/3219\/4170\/files\/eef955dbac95a27aa9d5fa06357e5c63fab8ec26_UPID234986_175346014670590.jpg?v=1775836373","url":"https:\/\/www.lovecrafts.com\/en-us\/products\/stinky-feet-poop-emoji-socks-knitting-pattern-by-knitpurlfect","provider":"LoveCrafts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}