Knitilus Nautilus

Although Knitilus Nautilus has been squirting around the ocean for 500 million years, he really takes umbrage at being called a "living fossil". It makes him feel like an aging socialite injected with preservatives & encased in silicon, & he strongly feels the term "well preserved" is equally insulting. As are any other comments that could be vaguely be considered age-ist. Or anti-archaeological. Or shell-bashing. Just keep him talking about the Jacques Cousteau Society & everything will be fine, just fine.