Henpecked Hood

Protect your battered hens with this stylish piece of headgear! Designed to deter other birds from pecking at the head and neck, the coif takes minutes to whip up, while the small yardage makes it a perfect stashbuster; but the girls at the bottom of the pecking order will thank you. Alternatively, if your hens are friendly folk (friendlier than mine), the coif will still keep them warm (and cute!).